the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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