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• (631): View more from New York

  Can you return condoms to CVS?

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  Only if you return your pride as well.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom

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  Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.

  (805): View more from California

  Thats what I'm talking about

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• (831): View more from California

  I wear drunk well.

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