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(914): View more from New York

dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.

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(914): dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk. http://tfl.nu/x11o

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(812): View more from Indiana

When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.

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(812): When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night. http://tfl.nu/n33w

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(727): View more from Florida

i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.

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shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.

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(727): i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened. (1-727): shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face. http://tfl.nu/dien

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(850): View more from Florida

So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.

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I guess we all know what he was cookin.

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(850): So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines. (850): I guess we all know what he was cookin. http://tfl.nu/lvcl

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(847): View more from Illinois

can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...

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(847): can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at... http://tfl.nu/sgdp

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(757): View more from Virginia

Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"

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hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins

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(757): Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank" (201): hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins http://tfl.nu/g5wh

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(518): View more from New York

Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.

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(518): Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag. http://tfl.nu/o75p

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...

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She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.

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(412): She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out... (412): She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7. http://tfl.nu/j9aq

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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else

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(785): Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else http://tfl.nu/imin

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(562): View more from California

Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.

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(562): Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup. http://tfl.nu/ksxk

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I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does

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(207): I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does http://tfl.nu/xjqc

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(281): View more from Texas

Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap

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(281): Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap http://tfl.nu/xw89

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce

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(570): I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce http://tfl.nu/7uec

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The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...

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(937): The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night... http://tfl.nu/fmz0

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(424): View more from California

Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?

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(424): Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo? http://tfl.nu/93zn

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