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  just do it

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  fine only cuz shes asian

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...

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• (772): View more from Florida

  The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."

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• (760): View more from California

  Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.

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• (805): View more from California

  her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb

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• (315): View more from New York

  2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.

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