Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.