How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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