There is no way he is gay with that hair.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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