Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I forget how to act sober
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