Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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