i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
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I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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