Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
where are my eyebrows?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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