I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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