Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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