One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
