I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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