There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
