let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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