you guys were way drunker than both of me
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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