do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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