3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
accomplished twins. life is a go
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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