Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
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Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
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Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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