Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
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Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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