i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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