Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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