Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I party with great urgency now.
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