Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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