Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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