omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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