I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Can't talk, ducks in the car
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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