as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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