A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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