Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
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I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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