Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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