is your mom at the bar?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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