the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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