You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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