She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
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Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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