I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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