these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
sex in a hospital.. check
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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