I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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