That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
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So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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