just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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