Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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