coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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