matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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