if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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