A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm eating all of the evidence.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
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You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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