You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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