I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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