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Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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