At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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