I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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