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how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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