Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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