You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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