did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
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i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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