shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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