Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize