I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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