Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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