Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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